Thursday, January 19, 2012

Left Hook, No Winter

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rage at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night."
Dylan Thomas

Left Hook, No Winter
by Pandora Peoples

Though fish may turn upon their cheeks
To bob wide-eyed in stew so bleak,
Confused and tangled trees may peel
And fall to dirt which does reveal,
A bright blue sky, a stirring lake,
Ivy ambushed by the rake,
While asphalt ribbons glitter pink,
With ground quartz bling they shake and sink,
A fracking noise, a noxious gas,
Moot point warnings explode en masse,
A cruise ship in a foot of reef,
Chain letters on a slab of beef,
The slap of boxing gloves on mitts
Clears out the nonsense of the wits.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

My Kombucha Saved Me From a Holiday Hangover

by Pandora Peoples

Finally getting back into balance with Mother Nature by unplugging myself from holiday hangover addictions to 98.6 percent cacao chocolate, locally-brewed fair-trade organic Costa Rican coffee, and my own home-baked organic cane juice sweetened poppy seed-stuffed hamantashen. Sometimes delicious things are the cause of mood swings, spirals of discontent, neg'ing out from pop-culture overload, going gonzo over pole shifts. As they say on Portlandia, “Cacao to cacao.”

Kombucha tea is the health drink of the ancients. Kombucha imparts the wisdom of symbiotic life on this planet with every bitter sip. Kombucha is the hope for a better today and an amazing tomorrow. Hope has been shoved into a Pandora’s box of patriarchal misconceptions of the Goddess, propagated by misogynist poets of classical Greece and dragged through slogans by lying post-Marxist fascists, but hope is still powerful, undeterred by disinformation campaigns old and new.

Kombucha is an organism composed of beneficial bacteria and yeast containing active enzymes and amino acids. Its fermented tea contains amino acids, aids in the detoxification of the liver, improves digestive function, joint tissue, skin elasticity, increases energy and has been said to prolong life for thousands of years. It is often used by people with Fibromyalgia and in cancer recovery, and reported by them to have tremendous help benefit.

My kombucha jars are producing many thick healthy SCOBYS (symbiotic colonies of bacteria and yeast). They are part pet, part plant. It’s like having fighting fish, those solitary creatures recommended by pet stores for busy, reluctant pet-owners. No air filter, no thermometer, no heater necessary. These kocha kinoko, (‘red tea mushroom’ in Japanese,) are beautiful company and emanate healing vibrations, floating like happy clouds in their gleaming golden glass jars.

Drinking Kombucha gain has renewed my health consciousness, allowing me to drink a cup of una de gato tea when I want a piece of happy instead of eating chocolate. Eating healthier give me patience to brew tea instead of picking up a cup of coffee. These culture addictions are all the same, good mixed with bad. Coffee and chocolate are good brain stimulation but for many they are coupled with nervous energy, aggression, dehydration, poor indigestion and nutrient retention, adrenal and exhaustion. Now I’m juicing, steeping, and bonding with Shiva lingam stones from sacred Indian rivers. When we ingest nutrient-rich, highly vibrating foods, it becomes easy to tap in to REAL LIFE and what really matters in the RIGHT NOW moment on this planet.