Monday, November 24, 2014

A Night at the Sea Tangled in Unruly Hair That Might as Well Be Rope


It doesn't take an alien abduction to lose time. It doesn't take a mushroom to solve a burning mystery.

The rough lapping sea on a chilly night, is syncopated with the quiet rowing of unseen fishermen. Though the air is clear, the heaviness of low-lying fog banking on shoulders of weeping tavern storytellers is palpable. Gasps and held back tears stifle breaths in the rib cage like snares that smother traffic on a busy city street linger like a mother's last words. Attempts to keep attic dolls smiling and perfect peaches in tight mason jars fail miserably as you stumble clumsy on up and down yesterday's stairs, kocking over dolls and jars like dominoes. There is no sense in munching aspirins with a sour stomach and intestines full of compounded mistakes, but drinking them down with water might give you time to think about dreams you chased away after asking for them. The silence cuts Matisse paper dolls out of museum walls. It suffocates the shy sly vulnerable volatility of the cranky prankster with pockets for ears.

The universe dosed some sleeping fawns with too much love for this endless game of cards in a study where reading the books lessens their Rayndian value. Rolling down honeymoon slippery slopes and falling off the cliffs of a Virgil paradise are a thing of the Victorian past.

Shimmying bows of light from a desolate pier break on heavy rocks and pound a hidden shore. Surrounded by skeleton trees bending blithely in the non-confrontational winds, forgiving the numbness of limited thinking in human shells. The arc of a ship awaits a return to the stellar dimensions of the cosmos. A star explodes to underscore a verbal epiphany shared by friends cool to their lava strength inspirations. Exhalations are lengthy and the brain tries to wade in shallow waters amongst centuries of old friends piecing together the stories of by-gone eras. Peace by piece.

It was a night of stage fright and ylang ylang, a sensual floral aroma that scours scenes from your timeless psyche in an attempt to clean the muck and restore the reflective sheen of cooking pots in your soul's kitchen. It was an evening of reverberating empathy between a woman who flies over the streets of horse-drawn-carriage-London and a woman who grew up being chased by a flying magician, with a top hat, cane and cape, through endless vineyards into the dawn. Vain attempts were made to save the family from this flying wizard with piercing blue eyes who spoke telepathically in this recurrent nightmare. "You know you cant save them, its only you I want. This is a dream, and you're not waking up, you're coming with me."

This is a night that facts, figures and scientific studies hold the secret to finding one's voice in the dark chamber of resistance. Rejoicing arm and arm, basking in the modernity about them, rainbow stickers on new cars, electric street lamps, their painted lips and love of the theater not making them vulnerable, as it had, not so many incarnations before. Suddenly, the faint superimposition of a narrower cobbled lane with taller buildings on either side looms over the two. Someone or something with heavy feet sinks into the sidewalk behind the heels of the startled ladies. It vibrates the body and triggers a vertigo falling into the past, descending from the comforting present into a historical moment. A sharp object seems to dig in through the base of the neck on the blond, followed by a blunt whack with another object, a squeezing possessive firm hold that feels like Satan's love, and a strong blow to the head. This is what remains in the spirit body, not the DNA. Every stolen nook and cranny of human safety sucked out of a human vessel like a vacuum-sealed envelope to a God who betrays good girls gone bad. Buttons and bits of brightly colored lace lay around a corner like a clawed scarlet macaw. Such birds belong in houses, in large cages. Not on the streets past midnight.

Imagine, will you for a moment? Taking a dip into ancient history, a night ghosts have long tired in reenacting. A fruitless search by Scotland Yard, revealed inconclusively multiple suspects. Multiple handwriting samples spark copycat theories, wannabe notions. But you know the truth. And perhaps more importantly, so does she. The inhuman eyes that slashed throats like veal on a butcher's block and sealed it with a hairy kiss. An entity carves black holes in the comprehension of historians for ages to come, and leaves tongueless question marks on shaking forsaken flesh, on twin Magdalenes in brightly colored bows. And the ghosts of these stage actresses will inhabit many places, before they find their homes again. Madness junkies, escape artists, trying to out run the flying magician who stole bodies and made them his temporary home. The blood thirsty thief of night with inhumane eyes, holding a torch for death culture only similar vampires could understand through the evocation of the hateful "god". Floating by the homes they once owned, these wonder if their return would be welcome.

A calligraphied tattoo on the scapula reads: Don't you dare remind me. If you burn fossil fuels with rage, they don't last as long as when you burn them with love.

For the empath who can transport herself into someone else's shoes and view through their eyes, it is sometimes hard to know if she is feeling herself or someone else. Am I the dreamer or the dream? Whose life is this anyway?

Dining in November & Mining Through the Archives


Nothing like cold weather to make standing over a hot stove enjoyable.

Perscription for a balanced, upbeat person whose environment is filled with cosmic scorpion power punches and bugs for typewriters:
1) Light a fire in a hearth or in a German beer mug.
2) Scry some Sylvia Plath, Lord Byron or Anne Sexton poetry.
3) Eat a food that wiggles and lather it in garlic and butter.
4) Retell your dreams over a martini or write them down in the deep dark of the night.
5) Let the midnight trees and starlight soothe you with mist, recognizing the hard work you do.

This is a self portrait from the netherworld of teen angst.

This is a drawing I drew in 1991 of the kid who sat next to me at the back of my fifth grade class.



And, this is a my teenage feminist response to the Cinderella Complex.

"Infantilism with Angela" Teen Nanny Art that lasted a lot longer than the job. Do not scribble notes for your manifesto/feminist zine, called, Funky Cunts' Guide to the Emotional Universe.
Nor should you read a booked called, Cunt, around children when you are a nanny. The ironic and herstory-based reclamation of the word and the importance of gender equality through radical rejection of gender stereotyping may be lost on your employers. Your explanation of the fact that Cunt was a word for chalice, used in priestess rituals in neolithic times in matrifocal cultures may only further build the perception that you are a creep. And you did attempt to smoke a cigarette around a child in your charge, so perhaps you are a creepy sixteen-year-old punk after all.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

The Spunky Side of The Box


Step right up! Step right up!

Weighing in at 160 pounds of sheer musical muscle, DJ Boxtart is coming at you with 3 hours of intergalactic pleasure this Sunday from 9 to midnight streaming at womr.org. Prepare to be amazed by Pandora's Jukebox. Guest DJ Marisa will joining me in ring with a set, some live music, and we will be pondering some of life's great mysteries. Place your bets and Call us up to make a request, if you dare. The night will include pop, electroswing, Latin jazz, early blues, rock, world, and hip hop, baby. Our Ptown side show has it all.

Monday, November 17, 2014

Wanna Learn More About Edgar Cayce?


This Thursday at 9am EST on my radio program Healing Wisdom, Peter Woodbury discusses the life and work of famous channel medium Edgar Cayce and past-life regressions.

Peter Woodbury, has been a trainer at Edgar Cayce's Association for Research and Enlightenment for twenty years. He plays the famed Sleeping Prophet on stage. Mr. Woodbury is also a social worker in his own private practice. Peter Woodbury, MSW, received his undergraduate degree in psychology from Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts and his master’s degree in social work from Boston University. He trained in hypnotherapy and past-life regression techniques with Dr. Brian Weiss, Dr. Allen Chips, and Dan Brown, PhD.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

The Electrical Impulses of the Planet


When you're a professional medium, it's refreshing to make discoveries without the help of the dead. I'm a big girl, I can make my own observations too. Like, bribing my kid to practice for his piano lessons with ipad time works. He is definitely under the spell of the sushi monster math app, he's completely possessed by Cut the Rope, and he has a deep soul connection with the xbox. Moreover, not all hockey moms make their crying infants go back into the rink and let their kids eat ice off their skates and demand that their potato bug faced minimes take after their beer guzzling DD lovin' dads. In fact, most of these not predominately sports attired families have been over the Sagamore Bridge at least a few times since birth.

I found out the one certified homebirth midwife who travels to Cape Cod is moving, so unless I plan for a immediate conception and premature labor then my dreams of multiplying here are sunk. I wonder what my OBGYN would think about my birth plan, or my Orgasmic Birth spreadsheet? "Week 34: exercise too much, make love too often, take too much caster oil, and go on really long hikes, pop my amniotic sack with a knitting needle and then have oral sex thereby increasing the likelihood of infection." Inducing labor naturally is basically just living the Los Angeles dream, except the needle is inserted through the vagina, not into the forearm. I often envisoned myself giving birth alone under a waterfall which means I am even more primitive than previously suspected. According to Bill Wallauer, Jane Goodall Institutes' leading chimpanzee researcher and videographer, in my recent interview with him for WOMR, in the wild birthing chimps seek solitude.

Viewing life through a shamanistic theosophical transcendental worldview is pretty soul-sating. The complexity of human consciousness in the afterlife, as well as the interplay of spiritual beings on earth makes the hypnotic trance of the boob tube less inviting than ever. Not that dont enjoy me some Portlandia or Nature program every now and then.

Monday, November 03, 2014

Chimpanzee Videographer Bill Wallauer on Healing Wisdom Thursday at 9am EST


Wanna know what scrambling through the hills of the Gombe National Park in Tanzania with a camera documenting chimpanzees is like?

My next guest Bill Wallauer did so for 22 years, documenting the daily dramas of their society. He recorded chimpanzee births, rain “dances” and even some vigilante justice. Hear about his life on the edge of a forest. Wallauer and renowned primatologist Jane Goodall met in 1989, while Wallauer was on assignment for the Peace Corps. Tune in to 92.1 WOMR in Ptown, 91.3 WFMR Orleans, or streaming at WOMR at 9am EST Thursday.