the icecaps are melting making for better jet skiing over and around what remains of the K2 peak; children are going into puberty earlier than ever before causing a peculiar jump in google image searches for "sexy toothfairy selfie"; GMOs are morphing human DNA causing pro-lifers to become bug rights activists; and a jump in bee casualties is causing the cosmetic industry to tap into this formerly unexploited resource in a new campaign challenging junior high scientists across the country to make safe and effective bee venom Botox alternatives.
Feel Good Animal Story!!>>> Rumor has it that the runaway Provincetown Bear may make a surprise appearance at the Provincetown International Film Festival to present an award for Best ForBEARance in Hollywood. Locals and out-of-towners alike can rejoice whether the famed bear returns or not, knowing that there will be sure to be oodles of pumped up and dapper Ptown bears on this side of town regardless. Har har har. Sorry folks, I just watched Marc Maron's one man show, Thinky Pain, last night.
This news reel moment has been brought to you by Coffin Nail Cigarettes, for the Realist and the Rayndian.
This Sunday night from 9 to midnight, Pandora's Jukebox will not air on WOMR, due to our live coverage of the Provincetown International Film Festival closing party/ HBO Awards Ceremony. WOMR's deejay Matty Dread of the Soul Funky Train will be hosting. I'll be greeting and mingling with folks as a WOMR deejay/talk host. I may or may not wind up babysitting people's kids, being mistaken for Lady Gaga, or channeling someone's dead grandmother. I'm sure to feel a bit Dada with my lack of familiarity with who's who...so I'll just use my radar to chat with heartfelt people.
Ptown is all ablush in the summer sun. I'll be back the following Sunday June 29th with Pandora's Jukebox, channeling intergalactic music straight from the cosmos. We will venture through interstellar dimensions of shamanic rock, leap through portals of electroswing, hip hop through supernovas of alien frequencies and swim globally in new wave surf, dressed in our indie alternative midnight soul suits. Tune in globally on http://womr.ORG for sonic solutions, melodic prophesies, and raging rhapsodies. You will likely hear lil' ditties like this.
No comments:
Post a Comment