Monday, November 24, 2014

A Night at the Sea Tangled in Unruly Hair That Might as Well Be Rope


It doesn't take an alien abduction to lose time. It doesn't take a mushroom to solve a burning mystery.

The rough lapping sea on a chilly night, is syncopated with the quiet rowing of unseen fishermen. Though the air is clear, the heaviness of low-lying fog banking on shoulders of weeping tavern storytellers is palpable. Gasps and held back tears stifle breaths in the rib cage like snares that smother traffic on a busy city street linger like a mother's last words. Attempts to keep attic dolls smiling and perfect peaches in tight mason jars fail miserably as you stumble clumsy on up and down yesterday's stairs, kocking over dolls and jars like dominoes. There is no sense in munching aspirins with a sour stomach and intestines full of compounded mistakes, but drinking them down with water might give you time to think about dreams you chased away after asking for them. The silence cuts Matisse paper dolls out of museum walls. It suffocates the shy sly vulnerable volatility of the cranky prankster with pockets for ears.

The universe dosed some sleeping fawns with too much love for this endless game of cards in a study where reading the books lessens their Rayndian value. Rolling down honeymoon slippery slopes and falling off the cliffs of a Virgil paradise are a thing of the Victorian past.

Shimmying bows of light from a desolate pier break on heavy rocks and pound a hidden shore. Surrounded by skeleton trees bending blithely in the non-confrontational winds, forgiving the numbness of limited thinking in human shells. The arc of a ship awaits a return to the stellar dimensions of the cosmos. A star explodes to underscore a verbal epiphany shared by friends cool to their lava strength inspirations. Exhalations are lengthy and the brain tries to wade in shallow waters amongst centuries of old friends piecing together the stories of by-gone eras. Peace by piece.

It was a night of stage fright and ylang ylang, a sensual floral aroma that scours scenes from your timeless psyche in an attempt to clean the muck and restore the reflective sheen of cooking pots in your soul's kitchen. It was an evening of reverberating empathy between a woman who flies over the streets of horse-drawn-carriage-London and a woman who grew up being chased by a flying magician, with a top hat, cane and cape, through endless vineyards into the dawn. Vain attempts were made to save the family from this flying wizard with piercing blue eyes who spoke telepathically in this recurrent nightmare. "You know you cant save them, its only you I want. This is a dream, and you're not waking up, you're coming with me."

This is a night that facts, figures and scientific studies hold the secret to finding one's voice in the dark chamber of resistance. Rejoicing arm and arm, basking in the modernity about them, rainbow stickers on new cars, electric street lamps, their painted lips and love of the theater not making them vulnerable, as it had, not so many incarnations before. Suddenly, the faint superimposition of a narrower cobbled lane with taller buildings on either side looms over the two. Someone or something with heavy feet sinks into the sidewalk behind the heels of the startled ladies. It vibrates the body and triggers a vertigo falling into the past, descending from the comforting present into a historical moment. A sharp object seems to dig in through the base of the neck on the blond, followed by a blunt whack with another object, a squeezing possessive firm hold that feels like Satan's love, and a strong blow to the head. This is what remains in the spirit body, not the DNA. Every stolen nook and cranny of human safety sucked out of a human vessel like a vacuum-sealed envelope to a God who betrays good girls gone bad. Buttons and bits of brightly colored lace lay around a corner like a clawed scarlet macaw. Such birds belong in houses, in large cages. Not on the streets past midnight.

Imagine, will you for a moment? Taking a dip into ancient history, a night ghosts have long tired in reenacting. A fruitless search by Scotland Yard, revealed inconclusively multiple suspects. Multiple handwriting samples spark copycat theories, wannabe notions. But you know the truth. And perhaps more importantly, so does she. The inhuman eyes that slashed throats like veal on a butcher's block and sealed it with a hairy kiss. An entity carves black holes in the comprehension of historians for ages to come, and leaves tongueless question marks on shaking forsaken flesh, on twin Magdalenes in brightly colored bows. And the ghosts of these stage actresses will inhabit many places, before they find their homes again. Madness junkies, escape artists, trying to out run the flying magician who stole bodies and made them his temporary home. The blood thirsty thief of night with inhumane eyes, holding a torch for death culture only similar vampires could understand through the evocation of the hateful "god". Floating by the homes they once owned, these wonder if their return would be welcome.

A calligraphied tattoo on the scapula reads: Don't you dare remind me. If you burn fossil fuels with rage, they don't last as long as when you burn them with love.

For the empath who can transport herself into someone else's shoes and view through their eyes, it is sometimes hard to know if she is feeling herself or someone else. Am I the dreamer or the dream? Whose life is this anyway?

Dining in November & Mining Through the Archives


Nothing like cold weather to make standing over a hot stove enjoyable.

Perscription for a balanced, upbeat person whose environment is filled with cosmic scorpion power punches and bugs for typewriters:
1) Light a fire in a hearth or in a German beer mug.
2) Scry some Sylvia Plath, Lord Byron or Anne Sexton poetry.
3) Eat a food that wiggles and lather it in garlic and butter.
4) Retell your dreams over a martini or write them down in the deep dark of the night.
5) Let the midnight trees and starlight soothe you with mist, recognizing the hard work you do.

This is a self portrait from the netherworld of teen angst.

This is a drawing I drew in 1991 of the kid who sat next to me at the back of my fifth grade class.



And, this is a my teenage feminist response to the Cinderella Complex.

"Infantilism with Angela" Teen Nanny Art that lasted a lot longer than the job. Do not scribble notes for your manifesto/feminist zine, called, Funky Cunts' Guide to the Emotional Universe.
Nor should you read a booked called, Cunt, around children when you are a nanny. The ironic and herstory-based reclamation of the word and the importance of gender equality through radical rejection of gender stereotyping may be lost on your employers. Your explanation of the fact that Cunt was a word for chalice, used in priestess rituals in neolithic times in matrifocal cultures may only further build the perception that you are a creep. And you did attempt to smoke a cigarette around a child in your charge, so perhaps you are a creepy sixteen-year-old punk after all.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

The Spunky Side of The Box


Step right up! Step right up!

Weighing in at 160 pounds of sheer musical muscle, DJ Boxtart is coming at you with 3 hours of intergalactic pleasure this Sunday from 9 to midnight streaming at womr.org. Prepare to be amazed by Pandora's Jukebox. Guest DJ Marisa will joining me in ring with a set, some live music, and we will be pondering some of life's great mysteries. Place your bets and Call us up to make a request, if you dare. The night will include pop, electroswing, Latin jazz, early blues, rock, world, and hip hop, baby. Our Ptown side show has it all.

Monday, November 17, 2014

Wanna Learn More About Edgar Cayce?


This Thursday at 9am EST on my radio program Healing Wisdom, Peter Woodbury discusses the life and work of famous channel medium Edgar Cayce and past-life regressions.

Peter Woodbury, has been a trainer at Edgar Cayce's Association for Research and Enlightenment for twenty years. He plays the famed Sleeping Prophet on stage. Mr. Woodbury is also a social worker in his own private practice. Peter Woodbury, MSW, received his undergraduate degree in psychology from Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts and his master’s degree in social work from Boston University. He trained in hypnotherapy and past-life regression techniques with Dr. Brian Weiss, Dr. Allen Chips, and Dan Brown, PhD.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

The Electrical Impulses of the Planet


When you're a professional medium, it's refreshing to make discoveries without the help of the dead. I'm a big girl, I can make my own observations too. Like, bribing my kid to practice for his piano lessons with ipad time works. He is definitely under the spell of the sushi monster math app, he's completely possessed by Cut the Rope, and he has a deep soul connection with the xbox. Moreover, not all hockey moms make their crying infants go back into the rink and let their kids eat ice off their skates and demand that their potato bug faced minimes take after their beer guzzling DD lovin' dads. In fact, most of these not predominately sports attired families have been over the Sagamore Bridge at least a few times since birth.

I found out the one certified homebirth midwife who travels to Cape Cod is moving, so unless I plan for a immediate conception and premature labor then my dreams of multiplying here are sunk. I wonder what my OBGYN would think about my birth plan, or my Orgasmic Birth spreadsheet? "Week 34: exercise too much, make love too often, take too much caster oil, and go on really long hikes, pop my amniotic sack with a knitting needle and then have oral sex thereby increasing the likelihood of infection." Inducing labor naturally is basically just living the Los Angeles dream, except the needle is inserted through the vagina, not into the forearm. I often envisoned myself giving birth alone under a waterfall which means I am even more primitive than previously suspected. According to Bill Wallauer, Jane Goodall Institutes' leading chimpanzee researcher and videographer, in my recent interview with him for WOMR, in the wild birthing chimps seek solitude.

Viewing life through a shamanistic theosophical transcendental worldview is pretty soul-sating. The complexity of human consciousness in the afterlife, as well as the interplay of spiritual beings on earth makes the hypnotic trance of the boob tube less inviting than ever. Not that dont enjoy me some Portlandia or Nature program every now and then.

Monday, November 03, 2014

Chimpanzee Videographer Bill Wallauer on Healing Wisdom Thursday at 9am EST


Wanna know what scrambling through the hills of the Gombe National Park in Tanzania with a camera documenting chimpanzees is like?

My next guest Bill Wallauer did so for 22 years, documenting the daily dramas of their society. He recorded chimpanzee births, rain “dances” and even some vigilante justice. Hear about his life on the edge of a forest. Wallauer and renowned primatologist Jane Goodall met in 1989, while Wallauer was on assignment for the Peace Corps. Tune in to 92.1 WOMR in Ptown, 91.3 WFMR Orleans, or streaming at WOMR at 9am EST Thursday.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Autumnal Health on Healing Wisdom


My guest this week on Healing Wisdom on Cape Cod's Outermost Radio is 4th generation herbalist Anya Messina discussing Autumn and Winter Health, herbal baths, and kid wellness. She holds an advanced degree from the East West School of Planetary Herbology and has studied with Rosemary Gladstar. Tune in Thurs at 9am est on 92.1 womr Provincetown 91.3 wfmr Orleans or streaming at http://womr.org

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Pandora's Jukebox Goes Back in Time

Me and my laptop got struck by lightning as I updated my last post. I figure either Thor doesnt like me waxing poetic about love diaries and French films or Morganna (Celtic war goddess) is a big proponent of violent video games. Hater. I always wanted God to reach out and touch me, I just didnt expect it to be so charged. Or, maybe that is just Thor's way of flirting. Like, hey baby, I got my eye on you. How do you flirt back with an ancient Norse God? And, what would I even get him for the holidays anyway? A wrought iron fence, an old oak tree, a lookout tower on top of a great mountain top? It poses a lot of serious questions. Ironically, guess who must use her ipad? Listen for my primitive all vinyl deejay spot tomorrow from 9 to midnight est.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

IPad Withdrawal and Alternative Healing


My beloved Hero needed a day home from school, because he has Sun in Cancer. It's been a very moony week for him. He was having "severe stomach cramps" this morning and I think its related to iPad withdrawal as much as needing to poo poo and possibly a side effect of the wonky California rolls we ate from Trader Joes after shoe shopping. We took away his iPad privileges yesterday morning when he socked me wild-eyed and threatening after I told him the device couldn't come with us on his ride to school. All the way there he threw a kicking-and-screaming tantrum. Suddenly, like lightning it finally hit me...lo and behold, the Ipad games he was playing (the innocent ones where happy smiling cows innocuously squish pigs and gofers into red fairy dust death clouds) made him aggressive, sullen and less than life-affirming all back-to-back in a cascade of intense emotion. This morning I think he was bio-chemically dependent on his iPad fix*, and quite literally today was experiencing some sort of withdrawal stress. His Indian doctor couldn't find anything physically indicative of any illness. So, we drank tulsi tea and came back to Mother Earth.

I took the day off and we took turns reading about fairies, drawing new herb cards and adding new parts to our favorite board game "Wildcraft", he added alternative cooperation cards and created a skeleton board game. I took out some of my childhood (and young adult) artwork, and showed him some of my early sketches. (I'd wanted to show him the flower fairies I used to draw.) We sharpened and organized an ever-dwindling and growing array of Prisma color pencils, snuggled a lot, napped, baked chocolate chunk pumpkin cookies. After which he followed every request I had for him to assist me in cleaning up, with no protests whatsoever. Laying in the dark and snuggling he asked me questions about death and he pondered reincarnation, and we talked at length about the life cycle and where we may be in 500 years before he fell asleep peacefully.

Here's some stuff I did in junior high.

Year Book Cover Thumb Nail...

Queen of Hearts at the Bar...

Probably snacking on something like this...

Friday, October 17, 2014

Sherwood's Daughter, Kismet, and Channel Mediums


When we were wee lil' towheads in diapers and yellow slickers, my first friend borrowed my Thriller album. I remember because somewhere there is a photo of us. Me with the album, and Liera hitting her plastic military drum with batons. Our moms had written lengthy letters to each other by beeswax candlelight about metaphysical ideas, lucid dreams, astrological events and lovers while my friend's mom was living in a tiny unheated apartment in France, subsisting off croissants and herbal teas. Our mothers met as teenagers when they were original members of the Mythopoeic Society, a group of young fans of J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis, who wrote plays and acted out scenes from the works of the Inklings, long before Sherwood (my mom's friend) became a fantasy author. My baby friend, Sherwood's daughter, Liera, had the prettiest name I'd ever heard and it stuck with me over the years.

Fast forward to high school. At an arts-focused boarding school, my pals and I got to talking about baby names, because what else do Renaissance-garland-crafting, vintage-dress-wearing girls who sew with floss and drink whiskey from flasks do, when they are not reading Victorian literature? I told her I wanted to name my first baby girl Liera (her middle name unknown to me). And after some debate about the uniqueness of her name, coined by her literary mother, we realized kismet had brought us together again. She started telling me tales about my Appalachian mammau, her uncanny psychic ability and her Cherokee blood. She waxed poetic about my mammau's love of Edgar Cayce and channel mediums like Seth Speaks' author Jane Roberts. It wasn't until several years later that I read anything by either of them, but at that point I learned that it was my grandmother who introduced my mom to channel mediums and their far out ideas. It kind of blew my mind, even though I'd heard of some of her mystical experiences, because God bless her soul, she was quite a hillbilly.

On November 20th my interview with Peter Woodbury, of Edgar Cayce's Association for Research and Enlightenment, will be speaking me about the life and work of Edgar Cayce. Mr. Woodbury received his undergraduate degree in psychology from Harvard University and his master’s degree in social work from Boston University. He trained in hypnotherapy and past-life regression techniques with Dr. Brian Weiss, Dr. Allen Chips, and Dan Brown, PhD. Peter is in private practice as a psycho-therapist and hypnotherapist in Virginia Beach, with a focus on the use of spirituality and faith as tools for personal transformation and liberation. He is Edgar Cayce presenter, global tour guide, and aregular contributor to A.R.E.’s member magazine Venture Inward and somehow finds time to play Edgar Cayce in the popular one-man show titled “An Evening with Edgar Cayce.” Listen for my upcoming shows Thursdays at 9am EST on 92.1 WOMR FM in Provincetown, 91.3 WFMR FM Orleans, and streaming globally at http://womr.org

Wednesday, October 15, 2014


Licensed Professional Counselor Wanda McCallum is on Healing Wisdom at 9am this Thursday on 92.1 WOMR-FM Provincetown, 91.3 WFMR-FM Orleans and streaming at http://womr.org discussing a very new technique called the Higher Brain Living(TM). It is said to be unique in that it allows you to experience multiple brain waves at one time. It's effects on the brain are compared by its creator Dr. Michael Cotton to the brain activity of monks who have been meditating for thirty years. Tune in at 9am on your womr.org app to see what all this Higher Brain Living(TM) is about.

Homemade Pumpkin Pie


My seven-year-old and I threw together this pie tonight. Raven and Hero were in heaven.

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Mix the below ingredients in a medium sized glass bowl. Stir in your wet ingredients into the dry ingredients bit by bit to create a smooth consistency. Knead the smooth dough into a ball. Grease your 9 inch in diameter pie pan with butter. Place the ball into the center and press your dough out until it covers the width of the pan including about 1 1/2 vertical inches. Bake 5 minutes on 350.

Crust Ingredients:
- 2/3 c. ground walnuts. (You can place them in a plastic sandwich bag and use a mallet to hit them if your coffee grinder doesn't work. Pounding things with a hammer helps relieve tension.)
- 1 1/2 c. rice flour or blend of rice flour, tapioca and potato starch flour. (Trader Joe's now sells this gluten-free flour)
- 1 tsp. cinnamon
- 1/4 tsp of clove
- 2 tbsp. coconut oil (room temperature is ideally soft)
- 3 tbsp. water
- 2 tbsp. maple syrup


In a large pan, cook your cubed pumpkin on medium heat in the coconut milk. Cover with a lid until the pieces soften. Add the sugar. Simmer. Mash everything together, stirring everything together so that your pieces become mushy puree. Remove from heat. Mix in butter, maple syrup, vanilla, spices, and finally 3 whisked eggs. Pour pumpkin puree into your crust. Bake on 350 for approximately 45 minutes. After about 30 minutes sprinkle coconut sugar on top for a crunchy topping.


Filling Ingredients:
- 4 c. cubed Sugar Pumpkin
- 1 c. granulated coconut sugar
- 3 large eggs
- 1 1/2 c. coconut milk
- 2 tsp. vanilla extract
- 4 tbsp. butter
- 1 tsp. pumpkin spice
- 2 tsp. cinnamon
- 1 tsp. clove
- 1/2 tsp. ginger
- 1 tbsp. maple syrup


And if you're feeling extra motivated, throw together some bananas, eggs, and cornstarch (plus maybe a few other items) and make something like this. Tonight is my first time using coconut sugar, and it's delicious. The brown color is very appropriate for autumnal baked goods.