Join me and my returning guest Anya Messina as we speak delicately on the subject of sex avoiding words like juicy, horny as hell, and engorged clitoris. If you wanna hear polite herbalist moms talk about herbal aphrodisiacs listen in here.
Anya Messina is the owner of Anya’s Herbals Pure Botanicals, mother of two, and former farm girl. Anya has studied with the godmother of herbalism Rosemary and has an advanced herbal degree from Michael Tierra’s East West Herb School of Planetary Herbology. Anya has also studied chemistry and microbiology.
When we record interviews I have a habit of picturing my church congregation. Cape Cod's population is largely of Mayflower descent, and the median age is in the upper 80s. Instead of a devil and angel, my conscience is a Greek chorus of white-haired old ladies staring at me beseechingly, plaintively, shaking their heads in disapproval. They mouth the words clearly, but in a quiet whisper: "don't be a nasty girl today". When I get these intrusive thoughts of the elderly caught like doe in the headlights of my lascivious inner comments, certain maternal, family-friendly feelings overtake me. “It's okay grannies...I'll be good," I offer. Perhaps I need some Dr. Ruths among them.
From what I have seen, the bar is set pretty low as far as mainstream media is concerned. Anything goes, right? We're post post ironic. Look at talk shows these days. Bikini Minaj and Baity Peri-fin are Coke models, er, role models for little girls these days. Ellen be all like, "Little girl shake that booty, right into the camera, no, that one. Shake it like you mean it. Like you be workin' it fo' money, girl. Damn straight. You a star. Yay, kids! Time fo' some Anaconda ice cream pops. One for every member of the studio audience!"
Meanwhile, in the real world, detention camps are treating refugees like fugitives. Weather is getting insane. Whole ecosystems and aquatic populations are going extinct and still, people carry on as if Fukushima never happened. Good time to scarf down a boatload of Tokyo sushi and get pregnant, much? All those really bad radioactive mutations take at least a couple generations, right? I've got a sushi platter from the epicenter of the worst diaster in human history. Time for a game of genetic roulette, y'all? I'll start with the spicy yellowtail...
hot is good right?
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Corrections and clarifications regarding the contents of the show:
Firstly, joint pain is improved by anti-inflammatory herbs and improved circulation..so herbs that improve circulation and arterial health also help. That's the arthritis/artery connection.
Secondly, it's bladder pressure that is increased by the consumption of water. However, kidney health and kidney Qi are important for your life force energy. Therefor, drinking water improves your sexual health and desire. It's also really important if you are drinking alcohol.
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